Thanks to Cary Woodham for this fun poem! Over the
last few years, Cammy has stared in novels, fan fics, drama CDs, cartoons, movies, many
comics, and a buncha other things, but I think this is her first poem! (but hopefully not
the last...) The Cammy Poem... |
Kobun |
THE CAMMY POEM By Kobun T. Servebot |
Kobun |
The Cammy Poem... As far as cool Street Fighters go, Cammy is to be revered. But if you look at her fashion sense, It looks a little weird. |
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Some parts of her chosen outfit Don't go with her fighting suit. Those bright red socks don't really go With those big ol' combat boots. |
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Her legs are all covered in Those green camouflage patches. It looks like her legs were the losing end In several paintball matches. |
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That green swimsuit she likes to wear Isn't too discreet, my friend. Because when she turns around to us, We can all see her rear end. |
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As far as weird hairstyles go, Cammy really takes the grade. It looks like she could trip and fall On those long blonde pigtail braids. |
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That red beret that Cammy has Is one nice headgear fixture. With that hat she looks as if She should be painting pretty pictures. |
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I sure do wish that Cammy was here To listen to this rhyme. Oh, speak of the devil! Hi there Cammy! Have you been behind me this whole time?!? |
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Uh oh. | |
Um
here Cammy take a look At this poem that I just wrote. Hey, that's no reason to rip it up, And shove it down my throat! |
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Now you've backed me into a corner, And your face is getting red. You sure do look mad there Cammy. Was it something that I said? |
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Stop with the kicking and the punching! My arm doesn't bend that way! Ow! I've already got a boo-boo there! I'm just having a bad day! |
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Owwww | |
Well I've learned a lesson here, From that previous double-whammy. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," Especially one named Cammy! |
The Cammy Poem... Hey fan artists! This poem just begs for pictures, don't you think? Each stanza could be made into a cool picture, so why don't you take this opportunity to draw something. ^_^ |
BTW, if you like what Cary's done here, check out his
video game reviews for the Dallas Morning News. The Cammy Poem... |