|One day, after finishing off a mission in London's Red
Light District, Cammy came home, fatigued and unexceptionally crabby.
|"Oh, no one better get in my way or say ANYTHING of
the least importance to me, unless they want a 'ninjitsu' to their face", Cammy
|Just then, Hanna, her friend and fellow operative at base,
had a keen smile on her pearlish face. She seemed to be keeping something in the back
room, where usually the weapons are placed.
|"What are you so happy about?" Cammy said.
|"Oh, a guy, rather handsome fellow, by the name of
Jon Banks, and a operative in the MI-6 base in Scotland, dropped off a rather unexpected
surprise for you. Please bear with it, though, Cammy. It was awfully nice of the gent to
give it you."
|"To me?!" Cammy exclaimed, "Well, what is
it, then, an invitation to a candlelight supper from a Hyacinth Bucket, a cheap training
session in Borneo, WHAT?!?"
|"Come look" Hanna said, in her excited British
|They walked into the back room, and to Cammy's surprise,
it was...A BULLDOG!?!? He, of course, was your typical bulldog; beefy and built, cheeks
sagging, and a coy look on his face.
|"But... I can't.... what... what.... a..
|Cammy was perplexed and quite shocked. She didn't know
what to make or think of this dog. Just then, Cammy looked at the collar. It said
|"What in blooming blazes," Cammy said,
"What the heck kinda name's that?!?"
|"A rather awful one," said Hanna. "But it
was nice of him to offer it to you! Now I know you're a cat freak and it shows, but you
can't reject a dog handed down from a fellow colleague and warrior. You simply can't,
that's like telling the queen she wears a wig to hide her head rash!"
|" WELL....What am I supposed to do with him? Keep him
in my flat?!?"
|"Well", Hanna said," He could be your buddy
on missions. You can't have a CAT with you on missions, that'd be very odd, like a Spice
Girl with a head cold or what not, he's a good dog, and he's captured some of England
notorious assassins and the fighters in the undergrounds."
|"Oh...." Cammy couldn't refuse. She had to take
this dog whether she liked it or not. And the dog immediately leapt onto her, and licked
her face. And the two walked home.
|Over the next years together, Cammy and
"Mr.Snerdly" who has since has his name changed to Talbain have traveled the
world for excitement, adventure, and the good of the mission. They've battled the mimes in
France, the drug dealers in Hong Kong, and met Whitney Houston. And they lived happily